1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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