Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
