Your tits are I can't wait for
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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