i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm always down for nudity.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
its liver damage thursday
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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