STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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