Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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