This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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