Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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