worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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