Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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