is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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