Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
They have beer where we have blood.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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