My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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