just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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