I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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