Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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