Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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You took a bar mat shot.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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