Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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