im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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