Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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