we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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