Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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