My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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