maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that