yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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