Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.