Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.