Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

dude i feel like shit

(413): View more from Massachusetts

well u did eat a lot of play-doh

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(619): View more from California

I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

(208): View more from Idaho

ha well at least you have goals.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex

(773): View more from Illinois

SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"

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(281): View more from Texas

Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.

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