Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."