kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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