People with herpes should wear stickers.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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