Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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