I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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