ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
