names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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