Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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