I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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