She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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