Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
please don't ironically join a cult
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