hell yes lets make some ravioli
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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