Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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