He had one of those small greek statue penises
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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