It's like a parade of train wrecks.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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