I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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