What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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