But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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