Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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