I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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