i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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