Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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