remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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