Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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