Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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