My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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