my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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