there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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