You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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