Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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